The
Official Caveman Robot Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about Caveman Robot, the REAL
Caveman Robot. This site is awesome.
My name is Jason Robert and I can't stop thinking about Caveman Robot.
This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Caveman Robot is not a mammal.
2. Caveman Robot fights ALL the
time.
3. The purpose of Caveman Robot is to flip out and kill people.
Weapons and Gear:
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Caveman
Robot Death Vision |
Caveman
Robot Mace Fist Punch |
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Caveman
Robot wears a number of different animal skins for his Outfit, based on
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Testimonial:
Caveman Robot can kill anyone he wants! Caveman Robot cuts off heads ALL
the time and does not even think twice about it. This guy is so crazy
and awesome he they flips out ALL the time. I heard that one time that
Caveman Robot was eating his diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon
Caveman Robot killed the whole town. My friend Britton said that he saw
Caveman Robot totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I
call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Caveman Robot has REAL Ultimate Power you better get
a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice,
if you ask me.
Caveman Robot is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't
believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. This guy is totally
awesome and that's a fact. Caveman Robot is fast, smooth, cool, strong,
powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start fly fishing next year.
I love Caveman Robot with all of my body (and so of yours too).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Caveman Robot?
A: Caveman Robot is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he don't give a crap,
but on the other hand, Caveman Robot are very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that Caveman Robot is always cruel or mean. What's his problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other non-mammals,
Caveman Robot can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What does Caveman Robot do when he is not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of his free time is spent brooding, but sometimes he dreams, of a world
without you in it. (Ask Britton if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of my best friend Britton
showing off.
He's a lot blonder than me and almost done with eating those onions,
which is bragable.
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