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SUPER CUTE CAVEMAN ROBOT DOLLS! ONLY Ten Dollars! HANDMADE WITH LOVE by Jason Robert Bell, and or people nice enough to help! Each one is 8 inches tall! comes in a lovley hanger package with artwork by Britton Walters. Loved by Kids and Ex-girlfriends!

free copy of OOLAR! with purchase! 

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CAVEMAN ROBOT COMICS! - Get Them NOW !
Caveman Robot Chapter One- Welcome to Monumenta - with stunning full-color artwork masterfully done by Joe Infurnari story by Britton Walters and Jason Robert Bell with Joe Infurnari. Plus a one pager by none other than Scott Shaw! 32 pages.

And a double book OOLAR! Stories from the Wild World of CAVEMAN ROBOT and TETRAGRAMMATRON ONE WITH TWO! 44 pages of black and white madness by Britton Walters, Jason Robert Bell, Shoshanna Weinberger, Luc Thomas, Chris Wisnias and Greg Cook Order via Paypal and get both for only 4 dollars plus 2 dollar for shipping within the USA! 

The hit 96 page Caveman Robot Gigantic Mega-Annual Graphic Novel- by Britton Walters, Jason Robert Bell, Shoshanna Weinberger, and Joe Infurnari. Here is the great wrap around cover by Joe! $4.00 plus shipping.

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Meet Caveman Robot -How would you like to meet Caveman Robot, great for parties, art openings, or any event that needs a little extra action. Caveman Robot, is available for private and public meetings and events. All your guest will delight in meeting a seven foot tall Metallic Caveman. This service can be anywhere from one hour to a all day event. Only $300.00 for anywhere in the New York City area, outside of NYC, will cause additional travel costs, for Caveman Robot and his handelers.What are you waiting for! Find out more http://www.cavemanrobot.com

Remote Control Orpheus Terminal

Extend your selfhood beyond your mortal coil, made to order remote control orpheus terminal. A wonderful 3-D portrait of yourself or loved one, mounted upon a robot that you control. Now be in two places at once, stay home and go to work, never be alone again, but always be the boss. This is the apex of jerrybuilt selfhood extension apparatus. For only $150.00 you can run headlong into the 21st century- http://www.tetragrammatron.com/headbots.html

Philosopherking-How would you like to meet the Philosopherking, great for parties or as a guest speaker for functions. Jason Robert Bell, is avalable for private and public meetings and events. Learn the serects of this life, from one of the most dynamic thinkers living today-start your own way on a Golden Path of Wisdom. Profound versatile speechs with Q and A afterward, or Roundtable discussions. This service can be anywhere from one hour to a all day event. Only $500.00 for anywhere in the New York City area, outside of NYC, will cause additional travle costs.The Sublime is Now! You must provide meals for the Philosopherking.Find out more at http://www.philosopherking.com

Miracle by Mailbox

Imagine finding a unique work of art in your mailbox, Not a gift in a package- rather a object that is also its own package. A kind of amazing 3-D postcard. You never will guess what you are getting because I do not know what it will be. These objects can only increase in value! Only $10.00 dollars.Find out more at http://www.tetragrammatron.com/mailbox.html

A year of Miracles

If you really want to get the full Miracle by Mailbox experience: try the year long membership, receive a unique work of art for every month of a year. The first object will come the month you place your order and then continue for a total of 12 artworks, Become a Bigshot Art collector for only $100.00 . What are you waiting for! http://www.tetragrammatron.com/mailbox.html

 

Invisible Donkey Removal -One of the biggest issues apartment dwellers have to face today, is Invisible Donkey infestation. These creatures are the number one cause of high phone, and gas bills. Our crack team of I.D.R. Technicians, will go anywhere in the New York City area and remove All Invisible Donkeys from your apartment. To perform the service we only ask the low cost sum of $250.00. This will cover all expenses and materials. We guarantee the complete removal of up to 15 Invisible Donkeys. The average New York Apartment has 8 to 12 Invisible Donkeys. No harm will come to the Donkeys, they will be tranquilized and relocated to an Invisible farm in upstate New York. Takes about an hour to perform find out more at http://www.tetragrammatron.com/idr.html

Caveman Robot Music CD -You can now enjoy Caveman Robot Songs and Sound, by The Sewerdawgs, Debby Schwatz, and The gang here at Tetragrammatron.With the Caveman Robot Theme song and Create New Mosters by Phil Williams and Pete Thompson (the Sewerdawgs) and His Robot Queen by Debby Schwartz,Bounce by Coleman, Caveman Robot-zilla by Kory Smith, plus bonus sound clips and audio colleges by Ajax Gingerbread and Disco Inferno. More songs are being added all the time!Only $5.00-Find out more http://www.cavemanrobot.com

Caveman Robot Doll-You can now enjoy Caveman Robot in your own home- This 20 inch handmade item looks great on any mantel, bookshelf, or nightstand. Makes a great center piece for your fancy dinners. Only $20.00. A limited edition of 20, with only 15 remaining. Each comes with a article of ownership, and a special note of Thanks from Jason. Find out more http://www.cavemanrobot.com

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