Episodes 1 to 12

1: Welcome to Monumenta

Welcome to Monumenta, "The City of Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today!" And what would a Utopian Supercity be without its official and ever-vigilant protector? Enter the aged Zarathustra. Once heralded as the Zenith of Humanity, he must now pass the torch of urban guardian angel to his longtime protege, Caveman Robot; the occasion being
marked by the unveiling of a new statue in his honor. As the ceremony gets underway, however, we see the interdimensional gorilla dictator, Ape Lincoln and his squadron of sinister simian henchmonkeys poised to unleash their plot of diabolical destruction upon the city that our metallic hero has just been sworn to protect! Ape Lincoln's dream of opening a dimensional portal from which his tyrannical army from Apemerica will surge into Monumenta bringing mayhem, bloodshed and banana peels is complicated, however,when local, down-on-his-luck, sad sack Peter 'Loser Pete' Malfortuna literally stumbles upon the plan. As Caveman Robot's first act as official town guardian, he swoops in to save Loser Pete, but then inadvertently winds up being the linchpin in Ape Lincoln's evil piece de resistance. Does Caveman Robot have what it takes to be a true hero or are his super-circuits and mega-metal frame not up for a job meant for super-brains and mega-muscle? Will Loser Pete ever catch a break? Tune in to find out!

2: A Life in a Day

Loser Pete thinks he's scored a promising new job until it turns out he's actually working for two of Monumenta's maddest scientists, The Park Brothers. Poor Pete is forced to care for their bizarre genetic experiment gone awry, The Dog That Thinks He's Steve Allen. Meanwhile, across the radiant city of Monumenta, Caveman Robot and his crew are spending a lazy morning back at their headquarters in Tuttlewell Laboratories.
The Professor runs tests on the wreckage of Ape Lincoln's dimensional portal, his niece, Megan, absentmindedly scans the city for trouble using their self-aware supercomputer Mater Vox and Caveman Robot is in the kitchen happily doing the breakfast dishes and sneaking a few nibbles from his favorite snack: Fiestaware plates!
They and the rest of the city receive the wake up call of their lives, however, when Loser Pete accidentally sets off the Park Brothers' Earthquake machine! Caveman Robot must then save the city from certain disaster as teetering skyscrapers, runaway monowheels and more explosions than you can shake a club at, threaten the safety of the general populace! Oh, did we mention the addition of purple frog worshipping super villains and giant fur-covered cephalopods into the chaotic mix? Well there's that as well!

3: Special Location Zeroes

Super-villains and monstrous malcontents are a constant blight on the beautiful city of Monumenta and since no ordinary prison can hold them, they must be housed in an extraordinary, state-of-the-art penitentiary designed by none other than Tuttlewell Labs.
We give you a special tour of Special Location Zero and its newly incarcerated arrival, ApeLincoln, who's about to learn he's not the only evildoer with a bone to pick with our fur loincloth clad protector, Caveman Robot. As Ape Lincoln hobknobs with the rogues gallery of neighboring ne'er do wells, we learn the stories behind Monumenta's greatest villains. There's Simon DeParle, the powdered wig wearing fop with uncanny abilities of mind control and coercion; Mistress Svetlana, the ex-soviet operative turned mercenary who's prosthetic cyborg limbs are so powerful she could build five Berlin Walls before brunch; Mr. Tense, a man so sinisterly stressed out that bullets harmlessly bounce off his taut skin; Loud Mouth whose ultrasonic speaking voice can shatter solid steel; Spin Doctor, the mesmerizing Caribbean master of dizziness and lastly Colonel Threeheadedspacepony, the mad German military officer who's diabolical brain now resides within a Dadaist collage of belligerent Emperor Penguin body parts! As these super villains belt out their ballads of bile and bitterness, they bond and formulate a plan to one-day repay Caveman Robot for their foiled fates.

4, The Field Trip ... of DOOM!

Education is the one thing that separates us from the hedonist beasts of Mother Nature. In Monumenta every bright young scholar looks forward to the annual field trip to the Museum of Fantastamalogical Wonders, home of the largest collection of taxidermied Leprechauns, spoils of the Earth victory over Venus from World War Five, and the mysterious colossal oddity known only as The Giant Skull. Here the veil of ignorance is pulled away to expose only cold scientific facts!
On this day we join a group of Monumenta Elementary's best and brightest as they enter Zarathustra's Hall of Trophies and all goes well until three bold youths decide to take a detour from the approved museum tour and mess with one of its sacred artifacts, the dreaded Helmet of Nogrog. If you thought puberty was awkward and ugly, wait until you see it 30-ft. tall dripping green ectoplasmic slime! It is then up to Caveman Robot to save the lives of the students and vanquish the demonic monster without harming the hapless child unknowingly controlling it from within, before its renegade rampage destroys the museum's priceless treasures forever!

5: Time's Last Gift

At the behest of the Park Brothers, Loser Pete answers the Tuttlewell's classified ad for a lab assistant and becomes a conflicted pawn in the evil brothers' master plan. Once hired, Pete's amazing bad luck inadvertently allows the poisonously petulant pre-teen, Becky Hemlock, to temporarily deactivate Caveman Robot with her noxious spitballs. The melancholy Pete, gets mixed up in the melee and when he places his hands upon Caveman Robot's enigmatic power core, the DODECATRON, he finds himself thrown into the murky mysterious memory banks of the mechanical missing link! Pete witnesses our hero's archaic and epic battle to save the world from the space titan, Yaldaboatha,Destroyer of Planets! We see Caveman Robot make the ultimate sacrifice to save our world before it really even was a world! In the midst of all this heavy hula-baloo, The Dog That Thinks He's Steve Allen will be there to crack a joke or two for the studio audience.

6: The Line Drawn... In Blood!

The subtle art of line and form, crosshatching and shading, subject matter and MAYHEM! What happens when Caveman Robot's favorite television show "Drawin' with Dan" gets cancelled and the host's artwork inexplicably begins jumping off the page and coming to life? The peaceful populace of Monumenta are inundated with animated abominations running amok, that's what! Caveman Robot is then forced to draw a line of his own and slam his eraser of justice down on scorned television host, Doodlin' Dan, and his vengeful alter ego, Scribble Scrabble! Even with the help of Megan and the ever bumbling Loser Pete, how can they erase this seemingly endless anthropomorphic army from beyond the inkwell when it's so easily redrawn?! Did Dan's sock puppet just wink at me? Tune in this week to "The Line Drawn...in Blood!"

7: Nefarious Lunch

Disgruntled former employees of Tuttlewell Labs cum wannabe evil masters, Edison and Franklin Park are two mad scientists who seem to keep popping up in all the wrong places at all the right times. This time, they are making a road trip to meet their providentially challenged and reluctant mole, Loser Pete, at the Taco Jungle Eatery. On the docket is assessing their past plans and current conspiracies against Caveman Robot, the consumption of gross amount of Merry Meals and the collecting of Caveman Robot and Megan action figures. Is there more to all these recent events in Monumenta than meets the eye? Are Caveman Robot and his allies in horrible, atrociously inexplicable danger? How many nacho-wiches does it take to construct a fully functional cybernetic, albeit spicy, effigy of Don Knotts with giant deadly octopus limbs? Will Pete make sense of all of this before the bill arrives?!

8: LOST and FOUND 60,000 A.D.

Kaloo Kalay, grand ancestors! On the chronometer, we are in the year Sixty-Triple-Aught and the home sphere is in Engorfic Parallem! Only the time-slipping fropnot, Loser Pete can somehow re-anigize what was once glamdemulated as Caveman Robot and save this fragile far-flung future from the carnivorous Lobster Ape! Pete finds himself a legendary hero in a distant future world that is a new-speaking, wacky funhouse mirror of modern day Monumenta in more desperate need of a Caveman Robot than ever before! Pete learns that his future might be a lot brighter than he expected, and that he somehow has Caveman Robot's 'Primal Program' software hidden deep inside his mind.
Can the future Tuttlewells extract Caveman Robot's source code from Pete's brain without killing him? Will this newly restored Caveman Robot be as great a hero as before? Can Pete return to his own era and does he even want to?This exoskeleton-crushing episode is guaranteed to kaboomulate! Set your Jordoigs to B- Anthonies! It's going to be a time to someday remember!

9: The Candle that Burns at both Ends

Flash back to the groovin' 1960's, man! The psychedelic, pyro-kinetic super-villain has-been, Burn-Out, reminisces of an earlier time when he was known as Flame Lad, the stalwart squire of virtue fighting alongside Caveman Robot and those young cosmic-powered idealists, the Teen Justice Scene! How could such a promising young champion of justice turn to such a selfish life of criminal jive? Will he ruin the spectacular reunion concert of his former bandmates? Why are the Park Brothers so interested in this funky human furnace and why is Burn-Out so interested in getting his high heated hands on Caveman Robot's Dodecatron? All we can say is that someone's mellow is about to be harshed! So tune in, turn on, and burn out!

10: The Fountain of Quetzalquabbalah!

Newsflash! The year is 1946 and as the world recovers from the horrors of the Second World War, a young Zarathustra and his mechanical compatriot in arms, Caveman Robot, travel to a dark corner of South America in a mad race against their arch nemesis, Colonel Threeheadedspacepony to locate a powerful weapon far greater than any atomic bomb...immortality! Together Zarathustra and Caveman Robot helped defeat the Axis powers, but now there is something far more important at stake than democracy. Zarathustra, who was raised from birth to fight against the forces of evil and ignorance, still has one great enemy left, the only foe that this man-god cannot defeat, Time itself. Perhaps with the secrets of the Lost Fountain of Quetzalquabbalah, he can live to save the day for the rest of eternity! Even with the help of his greatest ally, the ageless Caveman Robot, the fickle fingers of fate have more in store than either of these two heroes could have ever foreseen!

11: The Tooth of Crime!

As we join our story already in progress, we are shocked to see...Caveman Robot critically damaged; his back-up Dodecatron stolen; supercomputer, Mater Vox, hacked by Franklin Park; Megan Tuttlewell injuriously injured and Zarathustra elderknapped! How have the malignant forces of evil begun such a reign of terror on the city and how could things possibly get any worse!? As the end looms for our mechanized junkpile of justice and for humankind itself, as the steering wheel of destiny turns who will rise to the occasion and wear the hero's mantle? Villains, heroes, rockets, chimps, bullets, canons, blimps, jetpacks, and the mighty Dodecatron collide in this action-packed, fist-pounding, seizure-inducing episode in which Loser Pete and Professor Tuttlewell race against time to save Caveman Robot from a complete system meltdown. As they bravely go straight into the Primal Programming of our hero and commune with Oolar, the ancient High Priestess who set everything in motion, they finally come to learn the answer to one of life's most mysterious questions, "What is the true origin of Caveman Robot?"

12: Thus Spaks Zarathustra!!!

The ever-scheming Park Brothers have brought their sinister plans to full fruition and have taken over the city with their hand picked team of pure evil, The Nefarious Nine! Will Ape Lincoln, Simon DeParle, Mistress Svetlana, Mr. Tense, Loud Mouth, Spin Doctor, Colonel Threeheadedspacepony, Becky Hemlock and Burn-Out rule the world with eighteen iron fists? Can our chrome-magnus hero, Caveman Robot, defeat the combined forces of the strongest villains he's ever faced and save from complete annihilation the city he's been sworn to protect? Has Megan actually put on the perhaps deadly experimental Valkyrie Cyber Armor and gone off to fight by Caveman Robot's side? Can Loser Pete and the Professor get there in time to save their friends with the perhaps even more deadly and even more experimental, Deus Ex Machina Drive! And who is that shadowy figure controlling everything from behind the scenes? Will Caveman Robot's greatest nemesis of all finally be revealed in this mind-boggling showdown of the millennia! Only after the greatest super battle of all time in the history of the universe, EVER!

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